Lie clocks

[Vladilock]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
&quotWhat are all those clocks?&quot St. Peter answered, &quotThose are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock will move.&quot
&quotOh,&quot said the man, &quotWhose clock is that?&quot &quotThat's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.&quot
&quotIncredible,&quot said the man. &quotAnd whose clock is that one?&quot St.
Peter responded, &quotThat's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.&quot
&quotWhere's Jacob Zuma's?&quot asked the man. &quotZuma's clock is in the
main office. They're using it as a fan.&quot